Teen Mom2 Season 4 Episode 1

Jenelle has introduced us to Gary Head. I smell a storm brewing. Bawbruh really likes him. She declares there is just NO comparison between him and Keiffer. She gets a real good vibe from him. Jenelle moves into another rental with another friend. (These teen moms think moving solves everything...) She tells Gary that she wants to get custody of Jace. "Thats the main thing". They seems coherent, which is nice. Its too bad I already know what is to come... Then, her friend tells her Keiffer is out of jail. Keiffer then calls Gary looking for Jenelle and invites them to a three-way phone call. I can't wait!

Leah lost a baby this episode. It was sad. She told her fiancé she doesn't want to get married yet because everything is moving so quickly. Later she told her ex-husband that she still loves him. He told her how much he really really likes her fiancé. She agrees. She likes her fiancé, too. They agree to agree ...and to also still be in love. From afar. Okay... Freaks.



Kailyn is a jealous manipulative hypocritical and immature cunt. She thinks its okay to have every boyfriend around her son all day long to take care of him for her but doesn't want Jo's only girlfriend anywhere near Isaac. This is because she is a jealous freak who can't move on from her creepy "rapper" baby's father really protective mom, y'all! Her black friend knows what up. He really tries to break through to her. I feel bad that he has to put up with her ... All she wants is the be in Jo's next video.

Also, Chelsea Houska was on. So was her "hair". It always makes me say WTF?  Is she REALLY going to be a hair dresser? She's going to share those skills with the public? For a fee? She brought her creepy baby-talk with her. She told and retold and told again the story that her IUD "fell out" (Lies by TeenMom) and then Adam just happened to "stop by". Of course she wanted to be a good hostess so she immediately spread her legs for him and now she's really really really incredibly hopeful SCARED that she may be pregnant again. Meanwhile - He basically tells his friends: I went over there to get some camera time, and therefore a check, when she begged for the D. 

Somewhere between her desperate delusion and baby-voice begging, he must have heard her say something about having her IUD removed fall out, Adam realized he needed to withdraw his troops and head for the hills.

And that is what you missed on Teen Mom 2.