RHOA Save The Drama For Mama

Phaedra is not speaking to Apollo. I wouldn't be either. She is, however, running off to Alabama to escape him study and take a test to become a certified mortician. Meanwhile, Apollo is at The Bailey Agency to announce that his baby factory is closed. He is really there to ask Peter for marriage advice, but he should be talking to Gregg Leakes. Peter is too busy secretly buying buildings and talking about the Aston Martin he wants to buy with Cynthia's money. Peter actually doled out some pretty solid advice: Hey ding dong, Kenya used you to embarrass your wife and you HELPED her!

Kandi is getting excited for Todds return from a business trip. Kandi tells her friend Carmen that she is putting off planning her wedding because she is too preoccupied with Mama Joyce. She feels like her mom intentionally looks for things to fight with Todd about, including accusing Todd and Carmen of cheating on Kandi. Carmen, much like Peter, hits her with a truth bomb: People only treat you the way you allow them to treat you. Tell her how it is, Kandi. Accept my life choices, or get out of my life. PLONK! Nailed it.

Kenya found a new house to rent (who would rent to someone with an eviction? Must be in Bravo's name) and it's only 15 minutes away from Apollo's house Buckhead! Kenya can't afford movers so Miss Lawrence showed up to carry a box of shoes and get some screen time. Kenya needs some relevancy so she calls Nene who answers, "What do you want?". Gross, sexual reference to Kenya's old rusty vagina. What about your Nigerian Prince? End of call, thanks for stopping by Nene! Ok, now Kenya is throwing Kandi under the bus for being "a bad friend". POOOOOOOOOOOOOR KENYA. Bye bye with the ...

Nene and Cynthia are at a farmers market to eat food they haven't purchased, discuss drinking problems, and argue about Noel's boyfriend. Cynthia and Nene have different parenting styles and Nene has scared Cynthia into thinking Noel may become a teen mom. FUN!

Did anyone else see the promo for Blood, Sweat, & Heels ? Bravo has now tried this show HOW many times? The New Atlanta, Eat, Drink, Love, Most Eligible Dallas, Princesses Long Island all a bunch of shows about a group of "friends" hanging out doing nothing. How boring.

Todd is home! He REALLY likes Kandi's bottom... "My mom doesn't feel like you are 'the one' and she thinks my engagement ring is cheap. Would you like some salad dressing?" Hehehe
Todd is understandably hurt.  Kandi is laughing, but I think Todd is about to cry. Todd pushes the issue of resolving this face-to-face with Mama Joyce: a good old fashioned mafia sit-down! Finally, some excitement!

Porsha's mom is handling her schedule for her, cooking her breakfast, picking up after her... Porsha is immature because Porsha has never had to grow up. Ever. Also, she needs to get that rubberband off of her forehead. Even 16 year olds are over that. I was on board the PorshaExpress earlier in the season, but a Phoenix she is not.

Noel's little boyfriend, Arthur, is coming over with his family. Cynthia is not wearing pants, but she answers the door. Awkward! Hehe MEGA awkward:

Arthur, "Nice to meet you, Peter."
Peter, "EXCUSE ME? Did you say 'Peter'? Mr. Thomas would be nice."
Later, Peter asks Arthur if he is "staring him down" to which the boy responds "I'm trying to be respectful by looking at you when you speak."
Later, he tells Noel that Peter is scary and also that she looks nice today. I think it's cute. I have to admit, Peter is really likable this episode... except, of course, for the remark about the Aston Martin he should DEFINITELY not purchase...

Porsha is checking out a place and she thinks the closets are too small. She would rather stay at her moms and continue monopolizing her moms closets. Her mom is sad because -- who will cook pancakes for Porsha? I'm done with this storyline. We're not sad for you anymore, P. Grow up. Pay your bills. Clean your laundry. We all do it. No one is relating to you, crybaby. Every time she says "Well, mom has..." I scream "AND IT BELONGS TO YOUR MOM! BRAT!"

Phaedra is in Alabama (barf! LSU FOREVER) studying with her friends for her morticians test. Her friend, Bush, thinks lifting veins is easy and that autopsy's are fun! Phaedra delights in his morbidity. She and Willie Watkins bury over 2,000 bodies a year! Phaedra also has a friend named Big Booty Amber and I really like her! She's funny and light-hearted unlike more than half of the cats members. I understand why she prefers BAMA over the ATL, it is an escape from the troubles in her life. I'm glad we get to see old Phae Phae!

Okay, time for the sit down. Momma Joyce walks in, dryly says hello, and demands to know where the photos of herself are. She'd rather say hello to the dog than to Todd. She immediately accuses Todd and Carmen of being together, Kandi of abandoning her family, and of putting up more photos of Todd and none of her. Grasping. At. Straws. Oh, NOW she says Kandi's ring is cheap. Hey, just FYI Joyce lives for free in Kandi's old home. No job.


Ok, now she wants to hammer out the details of the prenup - something that is very personal and is none of her business, at all. I can't watch this. Kandi should put this money grubbing, Temptation-singing, old coot in a home.