3 no wait make that FOUR New Babies For Teen Mom 2

FOUR BRAND NEW CASH COWS BABIES ON THE SET OF TEEN MOM 2

Update March 26, 2013
Kailyn Lowry has announced that she and her husband Javi, the guy she assaulted on national tv, are expecting a baby.


We already knew that Leah Messer Sims Calvert and her current husband, Jeremy Calvert just had a little girl. Her name is Addalyn or something like that and she's kind of cute, in that newborn-raisin kind of way. Now, someone finally paid them for the photos they have finally decided to share their joy!

Yes, this is from an article
by Jenelle Evans.

Also, as I have previously told you, Chelsea Houska's babydaddy, Aaaaaaaduuuuuuuum why-dont-you-love-me waaaaaaaahn, is having a child with his latest girlfriend. She refuses to confirm or deny rumors saying on that she did not sign up for reality tv and wants to live a private life without airing her laundry for our entertainment. Touche, girl. Good for you and your unborn baby!

Kieffer confirms pregnanyc rumors
and calls a white woman nigger.

If you are wondering why Jenelle Evans is reporting the pregnancy of Adam's girlfriend, it is because her "internet marketing job" is with Sulia, a website that pays people to report on reality stars. Basically, Jenelle is selling information on her cast members through her first hand (and first grade reading-level) knowledge.

In other Jenelle Evans news, Keiffer Delp recently announced that he, too, is going to be a father! Yay for Kieffer. Let's hope he gets a home before the baby comes. A fan tweeted Jenelle regarding the issue and she said "Good for him."

I guess she doesn't care very much about Keefuh, because since Gary Head aka North Carolina Corn left her (pining for his ex-Jade, who won't take him back) and then Kieffer rejected her... She has returned to the arms of her abuser who murdered her un-born child loving husband, Courtland Rogers. She has also apparently made friends with Jade.

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