RHOC Rift: Me and Tamra Barney aren't talking.

Asked and answered.

Wheres that "BB", girl?

Earlier today, I was minding my own. I was just home from the gym, in my backyard tanning, and reading my magazine. I came across a section about Real Housewives and their admitted surgeries. Well, being no stranger to the land of the plastics, this caught my attention. +Tamra Barney was one of the housewives listed and it mentioned a breast augmentation with a before and after photo. Truthfully, she really looks great, partly due to her new love of fitness (which spurred her business CUT Fitness) but I digress. It also showed that she no longer has a belly button. Whaaaaat? Girl. I needed to know more! I have only ever met ONE person who didn't have a belly button. She had lost it because of the amountof tummy tucks she had undergone. Obviously, I did what anyone would do. I tweeted Tamra, Andy Cohen, and Reality Tea (a fav blog of mine) asking "What the fuck happened to your belly button? Did you have a tummy tuck?"

Again:
Asked, answered,
and explained.

Me-owza!
Calm down.

Tams is tres offended. She told me that her missing belly button is the result of an emergency hernia surgery and that my question was offensive and stupid. I explained why I asked and she produced exclusive evidence of her scar and asked if I felt good about my comment. (It was a question, not a comment, but lets not split bellys hairs.) I replied with a before and after of my own plastic surgery and told her that I wished her a speedy recovery from her upcoming reconstructive surgery. Then, she went on, and on, and on, about how annoying and mean I am.

Eventually, I said that I'd already apologized and if she was going to shoot me because of it, she might as well get it over with already. She blocked me. So I did what ANY one would do... I blocked that broad right back!  I was like....  I will now only refer to her place of employment as "CUNT Fitness". It is what it is Tammycakes. I've never seen someone bully their way through a "victim" defense before, brava! If I wasn't laughing so hard, I might cry.

Okay, broad.
That's enough outta you.

Two can play that game.

I hope that when she was imitating Judge Judy that she went through my twitpics and saw my new house... and I hope she approved! I'm so stoked. Not only did a psuedo-celeb tweet me back, but she cared enough about my tweets to be offended. I went toe-to-toe with the "Mean Girl of the OC".  Little old me... What an ego boost! I'm officially dubbing myself an Honorary Real Housewife of Lafayette. My tagline on the intros is: "I like to drink wine and laugh at you".



We have no plans for a reconciliation at this time.
Your move, Tamra Waddle-Vieth-Barney-Judge.


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