RHOA All the Preseason Tea....

Nene Leakes-
  I've heard rumblings for a very long time that Mr. Greg Leakes is in a bit of financial trouble (Realitytea.com says that Greg owes $130,000 in back taxes). Word around the blogs is that Nene and Greg REALLY divorced so that she could keep the money she was making from her television shows rather than hand it over to cover Greg's debt. Signing a prenup before the new marriage could potentially cover Nene from this debt, but I didn't get that deep into the research, so who knows. She's rich y'all! It'll be fine. Oh, wait, is she? Apparently, Nene has a pizza place? Anyway, RealityTea also reported that the Neenster has a $25,000 tax lien on the pizza place. (More on that here) The New Normal isn't coming back, Glee is ending, and I Dream of A Re-Done Wedding is over... Back to those RHOA checks!
     Recently, Nene's half-sister, who was raised by her mother and stepfather in New York, has come out starving for attention with a hysterically amateur interview. She tries to throw shade at the Mayor of the ATL, but she looks like a Moose in a Wig. Among the allegations are claims that Nene was Greg's mistress, some more jabber about Phaedras son's birthday party (was the sister invited, or not? Do we care? We don't), and claims that Sheree was being truthful about Nene's car being repossessed. Sorry. Didn't work. We don't care Kendle/Kenya the hair stylist. Bye, Felicia! (If you really want to laugh at the messiest interview ever, click here) Finally, Nene has been pushing really hard to get Marlo on RHOA, for a while now. She even had her on her spin-off I Dream of Nene, but it backfired because Marlo can't be tamed and she acted out consistently. Now, she is back on RHOA as a friend-of, and supposedly she physically attacked Nene during a field day game at some function being promoted by Cynthia. Kenya was reportedly on Marlo's side... interesting because Nene allegedly got KENYA on the show, too. You'll remember that by the end of last season Nene actually pulled Kenya aside and told her to "keep it real, not keep it real crazy" and not to "burn bridges because (Nene) wants (Kenya) to get far (within the franchise)". I'll be watching for this dynamic!

Phaedra Parks

Phaedra, Kandi, and their men
celebrate Mrs. Parks birthday

Since we last saw her, Phaedra has been VERY busy, y'all! She had her second son (who she calls Mr. President --- because her first son is her Prince), she and her husband have released a second work out dvd, penned a novel, Secrets of the Southern Belle, represented Kandi Buress in her lawsuit against Kim ZB, filed her own defamation suit against a crazy stalker lady we've never heard of... the list goes on and on! 
Apparently, there is a woman named Angela Stanton who has written a book supposedly about Phaedra Parks being part of an illicit criminal enterprise. Mmmm hmmmm.... Sure. Lots of side-eye here. 
The previews for this season of RHOA make it seem like there may be a little marital stress going on between Phaedra and Apollo. The commercials will have you believe that Apollo and Kenya are texting and maybe she has offered herself to him... I can't wait to see this play out.

Kenya Moore

Here is Kenya doing the MOST to look like Beyonce
Photo Cred: straightfromthea.com

I'm not a Kenya fan, but I think the potential amount of delusion between Kenya and Marlo Hampton could be pure TV magic!!! So what has Twirl-a-Girl been up to? Well, you know, she went to Dubai to prostitute for some "rich" guy after shit in the ATL got too hot for her weave. (Allegedly, of course) Kenya was evicted from her rental... you know, the one she claimed to have bought in hopes of pursuing her marriage to Walter? You remember Walter,the man who she later claimed was gay... Walter later admitted that they were never a couple, but that Kenya told him he could wear shirts with his business logo on national TV for free advertising if he gave her a storyline and helped her get onto the show. THIS is something I believe. Twirl on THAT, sociopath! Hmm... Kenya also claims that people think shes BE-ON-SAY and that Yeezus, like, WANTS her. Oh okay, but you're after Apollo so badly? Take those meds honey. You are sounding 50 Shades of Kenya 50 Shades of Crazy.

Kandi Buress

Kandi is engaged to Todd Tucker. Rumors were swirling last week that Kandi and Todd may have eloped, but Kandi tweeted that it was untrue. Supposedly, her mom doesn't like him. She thinks he's an opportunist. I feel like Mama Joyce has never liked anyone Kandi has dated. Kandi is a grown woman who runs a successful business, raises her daughter all by herself, has a beautiful home and GUEST HOME where she supports her mom--- I mean butt out Mama! Kandi has got this under control. #LetKandiLive  Not to mention, if Todd really is out in the club with Kandi's friend (allegedly), Don't Think Kandi's Not! She wouldn't put up with that. She doesn't want No Scrubs! hehe-- should I continue?! I'm in love with Kandi. This woman is a real role model. I will always root for her.

Porsha Stewart

Hehe, so Porsha is known from now on as Pheonix, okay? She found out about her divorce on TWITTER, while her husband was in the next room. Then, one day she was out doing whatever it is Porsha does, and her husband CHANGED THE LOCKS! Phahahaha! Amateur. If you change the locks, I am calling pop-a-lock, showing them the mail with my name on it, coming in the house, and taking a nap. Then, I will wait and when you think that I am no longer upset or angry I will leave tuna in the pockets of your jeans, shirts, and jackets. I will take your windshield wiper blades, let the air out of your spare tire, sell your dog, put all of your guns in cement blocks and line the driveway with them,  and throw out every right shoe you have. All you get is TO THE LEFT! Jesus help you if it's that time, because I refuse to flush the tampons. Hmmm. Put ME out of the house, as if! Did I mention he left Porsha on the porch and had some woman in the house? HAHA NOPE!  Too bad, Porsha isnt that evil. She's just sad. She just cried, to the media, which is why I know about it. Never fear, Porsha has risen from the ashes! (Bye, Ashy!) This season will be all about How Porsha Got Her Groove Back. Good for her. Kordell gave her too many rules. Calm down. 

Cynthia Bailey

Cynthia has been plagued with a mysterious health issue. She won't confirm or deny what the issue is, only teasing that we should watch the show to find out. Read: Storyline. She also released a book with her husband, Peter Thomas. Peter has been rumored to be in a financial crisis, again. Remember he used Cynthia's money to either open his new bar, Bar One, or repay losses on his previous business? I don't remember which it was, but I remember Cynthia's mother and sister were very concerned about it. Well, rumor has it, Peter has run another business into the ground. Hmm. The Bailey Agency is supposedly doing well, but there has been some name changed, paper work changing, address changing... something fishy. I didn't look into much, "it ain't that deep!"